A long time ago, in a place far far away, there lived a fox, and a rabbit. Every single day the fox would try to catch the rabbit. And every single day, the rabbit would escape the fox. However, one day the fox went to his den and thought very intensely of how he shall capture the rabbit. He finally had an idea! He got some tar and molded it into a shape of a baby. The fox then put it by the briar patch next to the rabbit's house.When the rabbit was walking, the next day, he found the tar baby at the side of his path. He stuck out his hand and said.
"Hello, young man, how are you doing today?"
The tar baby remained still and silent.
The rabbit cleared his throat and said
"I said how are you. Its rude not to reply"
The tar baby layed motionless.
The rabbit said
"Oh thats IT!"
He raised his fist and thumped him... or atleast tried to. The rabbit's fist sank deep into the tar baby's face. But when he tried to pull it back, it was stuck inside the tar baby. So the rabbit kicked it with his foot, which got stuck in the tar baby too! Soon the rabbit was completely stuck. The fox jumped out of the bushes and started to laugh as he finally caught the rabbit. After that, he contemplated on how he will prepare his ever waiting lunch.
"Should I roast you, hang you, drown you."
The rabbit interrupted.
"You can do all of those but the worst thing that you could do is to throw me in that briar patch."